Santa Something

    Hi I'm Archie the amazing adventurer. Many, many years ago I lived in Spain. The year was 1492. I was on Chris Columbus's boat it was the Santa something, but anyway I was his right paw dog. we had just reached shore and he had some fancy flag he was putting in the ground and said fancy words like "I hereby take this land for the queen of Spain." or something like that.

  Some coo-coo people started coming out of the bushes. They did not have pantaloons like we did, and they did not speak correctly they sounded like cavemen. Chris called me over to where he stood and said we were going to have to get rid of these people and so I gathered the troops and said we must fight these then natives signed symbol and we thought that was a symbol of peace, it was. Then we went on our joyous way. Weirdly dressed, and peculiar talking people.

   Then we attacked! Chris yelled "STOP!" and said we must settle this dispute peacefully. He had made a piece treaty out of some paper and a pen and signed it.